We all scream for ice-cream

Basic ice-cream recipe

I’m very fond of ice-cream. Good ice-cream. The stuff made out of cream, not dried skimmed milk and vegetable oil (check the ingredients on the packet, you’ll be surprised). However, as I’m sure you’re aware, that stuff costs a packet these days, and for increasingly small portions…or should that be decreasingly?

Anyway, the good news is that ice-cream is easy to make at home; and for a fraction of the price. You don’t even need an ice-cream machine, though you will get better results if you do use one. I’m lucky enough to have a super-duper, self freezing ice-cream maker. It’s ace, best kitchen gadget ever, even plays a tune when it’s finished. It took a lot of saving up for though. There are other, less expensive, machines out there, usually the type where you have to put the bowl in the freezer overnight. I used to have one of those; it was fine, but you had to take out one of the freezer drawers to get the bowl in, which was a nuisance.

And if you don’t have a machine? You’ll be pleased to know that it’s perfectly possible to make ice-cream without anything more complicated than a plastic tub and a fork. There are many recipes out there that claim to be ‘no-churn’; alternatively, you take the mixture out of the freezer every hour and beat it up with a fork to break up the ice crystals. Repeat until the mixture is too firm to beat. It won’t be as smooth as machine made, but if you don’t mind the occasional chunk of ice, that’s you sorted. It will also set a lot harder, so give it time to soften before serving or you’ll end up bending the spoon!

Cornflake flavour ice-cream

What about food allergies? My go-to recipe contains milk and eggs. If you are allergic to dairy, you can replace the milk with whatever alternative you prefer. If you are vegan, or allergic to eggs, you can thicken your custard with extra cornflour. I can’t promise the results will be the same, but at least you will have some ice-cream.

Basic custard based ice-cream recipe

Makes approximately 1 litre

This is the recipe I use for most ice-creams. It’s fairly simple and gives good results.

  • 300ml milk or milk alternative
  • 300ml double (heavy) cream or cream alternative
  • 90g caster sugar
  • 4 egg yolks
  • 1tsp cornflour (this stabilises the custard)

Separate the eggs. You can freeze the whites to make meringue or angel cake later on.

Beat the yolks with the sugar and cornflour, in a heat proof mixing bowl, until pale and creamy.

In a small saucepan, heat the milk, or milk alternative, to boiling point. Turn down the heat to medium low.

Whisk the hot milk into the egg yolks (not the other way round or it will curdle).

Return the mixture to the saucepan. Stir briskly, preferably using a spoon or spatula with a flat edge. and making sure you are scraping the mixture off the bottom of the pan. Alternatively, heat in a double boiler; you ought to anyway, but it takes a lot longer.

When the custard has thickened to the consistency of single cream, remove from the heat. Pour the custard into a jug, and add the cream. If the custard is a bit lumpy, whisk it and strain through a sieve.

Set aside to cool, then chill in the fridge until really cold. The success of your ice-cream machine depends on all of the ingredients, even extra bits like chocolate chips, being chilled.

When it has been chilled for a few hours you are free to use it in your machine, or by your preferred method.

The first patent for an ice-cream maker was granted to Nancy Johnson, of Philadelpia, in 1843.

Vintage is the new modern

Cook books are a weakness of mine. Eldest son rolls his eyes and tells me I have too many and I can’t possibly need them all. What does he know? I NEED THEM! As much as I like new shiny ones with lots of pictures, there’s something about the vintage ones. A step back in time, a glimpse of the real day-to-day lives of ordinary people, and a slice of social history that you can recreate and experience for yourself.

In an attempt to prove that I do use all of the books I tried, week by week, choosing a book had been pulled out of a hat (yes, I assigned them all a number and category) and that became the chosen one to provide family meals for a week. Some were more successful than others; some had to be quietly put back on the shelf because of certain fussy eaters. Ex-Husband wouldn’t eat fish, small-boy wouldn’t eat white sauces, potatoes or eggs, Eldest wouldn’t eat onions, mushrooms and various other vegetables, so finding something to please everyone with minimal bits to pick out was a trial. Things have improved a bit since; we can now eat as much fish as we like, and ‘small boy’ – now a teen – has relaxed his stance on potatoes.

Anyway, I thought it would be nice to share some of the highs and lows from my vintage collection, sometimes you find something really good that you go back to again and again. Even better, J. is just as keen on vintage cook books as I am and we now have more than ever!

Cookery in Colour, edited by Marguerite Patten, is a collection of recipes from various food councils, marketing boards and bureau’s. First published in 1960, and easily recognizable by its bright blue cover, if you grew up any time between 1960-1980 the chances are that your mum or gran had a copy on the shelf. The pictures are mainly in a glorious technicolour so garish that reading the book for any length of time is apt to give one a headache!

We tried sausage roly-poly and it was pretty good. We served it with veg and gravy one day and heated it up with some baked beans the next; good honest nursery food. I’ve adapted the recipe slightly for modern  households.

Sausage Roly-Poly

Serves 6-8

  • 8oz (240g) self raising flour
  • 3.5oz (105g) beef suet
  • a pack of 6 good quality sausages
  • a pinch of salt
  • 1 slice of bread, crust removed and whizzed into crumbs
  • milk for brushing

Pre-heat the oven to 180°c. Sprinkle the bread crumbs evenly over a baking tray.

Mix the flour, suet and salt with enough water to make a soft but not sticky dough. Knead briefly then roll out on a floured surface to make a rectangle roughly the size of the baking tray.

Brush the upper surface with milk, lift the dough and put it MILK SIDE DOWN onto the crumbs.

Squeeze the filling out of the sausage skins and spread evenly over the dough.

Starting at a short end, roll the dough up like a Swiss roll.

Bake in the oven for 40 mins. If it looks too brown before the end of the cooking time cover with a piece of baking paper.

Marguerite Patten (1915 – 2015) was a British economist, food writer, and broadcaster. She first rose to fame during WWII, sharing recipes that could be used with rationing, on BBC radio.

Socrates was wrong

Some people think they’re being clever when they quote that man must “eat to live, not live to eat”. Personally, I believe it’s silly to pretend that we are above such animal concerns.

Really, all mankind can ever do is live to eat (try living without it!). From our earliest beginnings the four basic driving needs of man: water, food, shelter and reproduction, have governed all we do and will continue to do so. Even the wealthiest oligarch must still consider “what is for luncheon and when will it be served?” All we have done is cover our basic needs with a thin veneer of respectable civilization.

If you think about it though, it is only a steady supply of food that allows civilization to exist. Without it we would quickly descend into chaos and anarchy. Without it we would never have risen above being hunter gatherers; always on the move looking for the next meal, without time to consider the science, art and music that we think makes us so clever. But, we trick ourselves into believing we are above such matters. We are 21st century people, doing great and noble things; “look at what we have achieved, how far we have come. We can live for science, love, beauty, ideals. we can do anything, be anything…oh, and what’s for tea tonight?”

Wondering where your next meal is coming from or planning your latest fad diet, we live to eat. The minutiae of our lives revolve around mealtimes. Whether we abstain, indulge or do everything-in-moderation, it’s all about food. Socrates was probably no fun to cook for; no wonder his wife nagged him*

So eat to live or live to eat? I believe in a middle ground.

Eat well to live.

*Xantippe, Socrates wife, had a reputation for being argumentative. Can you imagine though? You spend all day slaving over a hot…um, slave (?) while your husband is at the Areopagus philosophising with his mates; and when he gets back he acts like he’s too morally superior to eat his dinner. Can’t say I blame her for that chamber pot incident…

“Writing destroys memory and weakens the mind….it is an inhuman thing”- Socrates

” ‘The only wisdom is in knowing that you know nothing’. Dude that’s us!”- Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure